Bad Kitty

Who chewed the cord to the Wii? Who chewed the string to the blouse tassel? We think we know which cat did it but how do you get them to stop?

"I didn't do it," said Darwin. "Ada did it. I'll just hide down in the basket till this blows over."

"I swear that I did not do it," says Ada as she sits on a Dictionary. "I'm innocent till proven guilty." 

She doesn't know that this is for humans not cats. 

Dust, Dust, Dust, our Table Legs

Alright Mr. D, as long as you are on the floor, why not get under the table and swish your tail around so I don't have to dust that area. He has a beautiful tail that looks like a brush.

See! His head is left and his tail is right.