Not Pasta

I found this in my freezer and thought we'd have it for yesterday dinner. It looked different but I thought we would give it a try. So I followed directions and microwaved it. I added cheddar cheese cause it didn't appear to have enough cheese. Isn't macaroni and cheese have more cheese? So I added more. It didn't hit me till today that the bag in the freezer was not macaroni and cheese. It was corn with cream sauce. Yesterday it looked like macaroni and cheese to me.  I should have read the package and not just looked at the picture without my reading glasses on.

You Can Be Anything You Want To Be

"Should we tell him he is just a door stop or a boot scraper?" asked Mr. D.
"Do you think he can hear us?" asked Ada.

Who Rates

Ada just came in and let me know I was sitting in 'her' chair (at the computer table ) so I told her to go sit in Joe's chair. She went over and tried for one minute but just wasn't the same so she got off the chair and went behind the printer. She was making noises like she was chewing the cords. I got up to stop her and to get her out. I said, "Get out of there!" So she did. She went over to my chair and made herself comfy. So I'm reduced to Joe's chair which isn't as comfortable. I was moving Joe's chair around to get stuff and she made a noise like I'm making too much noise. She was all comfy for the second time when Joe came home. She took one look and saw Joe heading for the family room so she went down there to climb on his lap. 

Now we know who rates. But in the end I got my chair.

Bad Kitty

Who chewed the cord to the Wii? Who chewed the string to the blouse tassel? We think we know which cat did it but how do you get them to stop?

"I didn't do it," said Darwin. "Ada did it. I'll just hide down in the basket till this blows over."

"I swear that I did not do it," says Ada as she sits on a Dictionary. "I'm innocent till proven guilty." 

She doesn't know that this is for humans not cats. 

Dust, Dust, Dust, our Table Legs

Alright Mr. D, as long as you are on the floor, why not get under the table and swish your tail around so I don't have to dust that area. He has a beautiful tail that looks like a brush.

See! His head is left and his tail is right.

Cat and Guinea Pig

"Can't we be friends? I'll let you use the Cat House." says Mr. D.

Guinea Pig just smiles a wicked sort of smile, "He doesn't know I already use it when he's asleep."

Hot Chocolate

This was a hot chocolate from a package with dry ingredients. I fixed it backwards. Sometimes you really do need to follow directions. I wonder what happened to the marshmallows.